Only one and-a-half-hours to go

If you're writing in your blog, I hope you're mentioning that I managed to stay awake for an entire film last night.

I pointed out that if I did that, I would have to mention that Jen fell asleep about three and a half minutes into it, and that she snored like 'a warthog on speed'[7]. I pointed out that I wouldn't do that, because Jen would be upset, and that I'm a nice person who doesn't use his blog as a public forum to mock his housemates or their girlfriends. So, I'm not going to mention it.

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[7] Andy's words, not mine.