Review - Constantine

Constantine

--Dude!
--What?
--Hell sucks!
--Yes really!

Plot:

Ted Theodore Logan can, like, totally see angels and demons and stuff. He's trying to send as many of the demons back to hell as possible so that he doesn't go there himself.

Someone should tell him that all he has to do is challenge the grim reaper to a game of twister. Or battleships.

Good things:

I don't care about fan-boy outrage. I haven't read Hellblazer, so you can cry 'Canon-rape' all you want. This was good pop-corn entertainment.

Rachel Weisz.

The creepy-crawlie demon thing is quite cool.

Bad things:

Some of the supporting characters are weakly drawn, particularly the cab driver.