Increasingly Amusing Tales of Car Ownership - Chapter 7

The story so far:
Chapter 1: Astra vs. Bus (not detailed)
Chapter 2: His motor
Chapter 3: Only one calamity to go
Chapter 4: Only one wing mirror to go
Chapter 5: Linkage
Chapter 6: M.O.T.

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Chapter 7: Flu

You know when you were young there was a really sickly child, who always had some kind of ailment or another? Always had a runny nose and a cough and difficulty breathing during PE? Got picked on a lot?

My car is that child.

Ailment of the week is a knackered head gasket, which was causing oil and coolant to mix with hilarious consequences.