C is for classic

Blonde moments:

--Why are there so many non-French people in the Foreign Legion? (courtesy of Jen)

Andy, going through his movie collection: Green Card?
Jen: Is that about golf?

Drewsy: Mr Tourette's Syndrome.
Kempy: Tourette's? Isn't that a kind of sweet? Or was that Nicorette?

--They've put me on antibiotics, but the thing is I take a probiotic drink every morning. Won't the two cancel each other out? (Courtesy of New Girl)

Renting a DVD whilst at their parents then, instead of taking it back to the shop, carrying it 166 miles back to the Concrete Kingdom of Swindon, incurring £7.50 in late payment fees. (Courtesy of, well, me)