Only one snowfall to go

The traffic report this morning warned us of 'Heavy snow in Oxfordshire'. I get all excited, especially when I look out of the window and see that the Concrete Kingdom has snow already. So, was there snow when I arrived in Oxfordshire this morning?

Not so much as a flake.

It's so frustrating to have all this snow and then not have any of it settle :( I want to go sledging. I want to become a menace to my community with an arsenal of snowballs. I want to build humorous items out of snow.

Instead I get to hear my co-workers say how relieved they are that they won't get snowed in.